1. Carbonated drinks: they bloat you. Stick to juices, orange juice and pineapple juice tend to make for great mixers.

2. Smokers: bad for your health and your clothes- no one wants to smell like an ash tray.

3. Cover Charges: go early & get your stamp, avoid queues and charges later!

4. 3am kebabs/burger: they're never as good as you think they'll be and you will regret it in the morning (unless we're talking about Fergburger @ Queenstown, an exception to the rule, a marvellous exception).

5. Wardrobe malfunctions: use tape up top and take a lesson from our
contemporaries over in the Hollywood Hills & always wear knickers.